August 15, 2009

I'm glad I'm not a man.


Ah, Marriage. The wonderful things you learn about each other as the opposite of your own gender. I used to want to be a man for at least an hour, but marriage has drastically changed my mind. I thought that men had it so easy! they never have to put on makeup, or sit when they pee, to name just a few. I have come to really love beyonce's song "if I were a boy". it was what brought around this change of heart.

Here are my 5 top reasons that I am so glad I'm not a man.

5. As a woman, I already have hair sprouting under my arms and on my legs and other unmentionable places; getting it on my face would be Hell.

4. I am perfectly happy thinking about 15 different things at once. It adds variety to my life.

3. I enjoy being mature.

2. I wouldn't be able to wear all my cute clothes and shoes if i was a guy

1. the whole penis thing. It gets in the way ALL THE TIME, has a mind of it's own, and I am quite partial to getting kicked in the crotch without having to lay on the floor for half an hour trying to recover.

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