Ode to the soft pretzel
Lately, I have been craving Junk food. I know what some of you might be thinking, and no, I am not pregnant...... I think.
Things like French fries, gyros, and nachos I have craved for months. It must be a stress thing.
But the grand daddy of all my monstrous cravings has been the soft pretzel.
To my sinful snack,
How I long to caress the gentle curves of your delicious dough.
The sweet seduction of your savory, salt- flecked crust makes my head spin.
when I bite into your buttery, fluffy center, i get sent into endless bliss.
I only ask of you one favor, dear pretzel.
Please, don't make me fat.