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This is what a normal day looks like (honestly)

7:00 am
wake up to a goodbye kiss from John and promptly fall back asleep.
8:30
wake up and lay in bed for another half hour due to sheer laziness and lack of will to move my body.
9:00 am
wake up and sneak downstairs without bothering to put on clothes.
9:15
go back upstairs because I haven't mastered ninja abilities, and woke pax up with my monster footsteps.
9:30
Check Pax' diaper. If not at full capacity, come back in 10 minutes.
9: 35
Turn on Curious George and hop on Facebook to see what transpired overnight.
9:40
Change Paxton's diaper.
9:45
give him breakfast

10:00
if he's nice about it, nurse him.

10:05
eat a bag of potato chips.

10:06
sit on couch and start the "how I met your mother" marathon.

12:00pm
snoop in the kitchen for food. Full fridge, but still nothing to eat.

12:01
eat 6 slices of toast and get my crumbs all over the couch and in my sweaty cleavage.

12:05
 Feed Paxton while multi-tasking as his jungle gym.

1:00
While netflix is still bla…